No Problem - part 2

Car stereo stolen ... No problem !!!

Bookshelf cracking under the weight .... No problem !!!

No ice chest ... No problem !!!

Wiper not working ... No problem !!!

Can't read the ATM screen ... No problem !!!

Car imported from the wrong country ... No problem !!!

icon pum minyak

 Siape sangka icon pum minyak kat dash board kereta menunjukan arah kiri ataupun kanan tempat untuk mengisi minyak kereta. Jika memandu kereta sendiri memang tiada masalah tapi jika memandu kereta sewa atau kereta pinjam ia akan membahayakan diri. Semasa hendak mengisi minyak mesti kite pandang kiri ataupun kanan side mirror, ini akan memberhayakan pemanduan dan rasa kurang selesa.

What to do when your tyres blow out while driving

  'NEVER HIT YOUR BRAKES'

Release your foot on the accelerator n let the vehicle slow down by itself.

Hold the steering firmly and keep your eyes on the road.

 

Pewangi tin dalam kereta boleh meletop..

Peyeludupan dadah didalam botol minuman

Berhati hati apabila seseorang yang tidak dikenali meminta tolong untuk memegang sebotol air mineral. Walaupun orang itu seorang wanita tua atau seorang wanita sedang megandung. Hanya dengan sebab ringan tulang untuk menolong atau kasihan, anda akan terperangkap dalam masalah besar. 

DS SAMY VELLU who will be always remembered

We will miss DS Samy Vellu with his famous quotes ever made. 

1. Samy Velu quoted on Pos Laju:
"Besoh kirim, hari ini juga sampai"

2. On one TV news when he tried to say he felt very ashamed:
"Ini prekara sangat memalukan saya dan kemaluan saya sangat-sangat la besar"

3. Samy said in one of his “ceramah”:
"Kita akan bina satu jambatan wuntuk worang2 kampong di sini." Then one pakcik asked, "Datuk, sini takde sungai, buat apa bina jambatan? " And Samy gloriously replied, "Kalao takde sungai, kita bina sungai"

4. Samy's most favourite quote on the news for the decade is this:
"Toll naik sikit, banyak marah saya. You worang ingat semua ini toll saya punyer bapah punya kah!”

5. During water crisis:
"Semua worang diminta jangan membuang aiyerr!"

6. On social society's problem:
"Worang2 muda sekarang banyak suka hisap dade"

7. During blood donation's program at Sungai Siput:
"Marilah kita semua menderma dare"

8. His welcome speech in most of his functions:
"Selamat datang saudara-mara semua" (It should have been “saudara-saudari”)

9. During the height of the Al-Arqam's saga, he said in a press conference:
"Saya gumbira bahawa didapati tiada pemuda MIC terlibat dalam kes Arqam"

10. At an opening ceremony for a new building:
"Mempersilakan Datin Paduka Rafidah Aziz naik dari pentas wuntuk membuka kain"

And of course the world's greatest joke of all times:

"Kita akan bina roket pigi matahari." One of the reporter responded, "Tapi Datuk, matahari terlalu panas untuk didekati." Samy replied, "Itu tade masalah. Kita hantar waktu malam"

Can You Spot Him ?

THE TRICK IS TO FIND THE MAN IN THE COFFEE BEANS.

Doctors have concluded that if you find the man in the coffee beans in 3 seconds, the right half of your brain is better developed than most people.
 
- Between 3 seconds and 1 minute, the right half of the brain is developed normally.
- Between 1 minute and 3 minutes, then the right half of your brain is functioning slowly and you need to eat more protein.
- After 3 minutes, the advice is to look for more of this type of exercise to make that part of the brain stronger.